#2010s
Outlander aka Forty Shades of Tartan…
Married Claire Randall finds herself back in time in 1743, then falls madly in love with a man in a kilt.
“Outlander” trailer, c/o Starz and Pictures © Sony Pictures Television
Today the plan is to gitter on about the first series of Outlander (2014), the first series of the American based Starz made for television programme (as opposed to the book, game and graphic novel of the same name).
There is now even a tie in colouring book (where you can colour in Jamie’s bare chest .. steady girls) – yes, a colouring book – that Darlin Husband is now joking about giving me for Christmas. Husbands can now use this colouring book to work out how obsessed their wife is with the series by seeing if she colours in using the correct tartan colours! If she does then, get worried guys this series is based on the first of eight books…
The main reason I watched it was because based in SCOTLAND! I am sure all other expats, from near and far reading this will understand. This is why we expats watch dire TV dramas like Heartbeat or films like the excellent The Angels Share (2012) or the TV series Grand Designs (1999). This is to hear familiar accents and see our homeland. Sometimes it backfires and it can be downright embarrassing however when there is a full-on Scot being slammed by Gordon Ramsay.
I recently watched the third and final Hobbit film, Battle of the 5 Armies when Billy Connolly’s character (finally) appeared he sounded like he was about to launch into his comedy routine. This felt totally inappropriate at the time and place but to us expats this is like Highland music to our ears (but more bearable).
Hollywood casting directors please note Connolly can act, if you watch Indecent Proposal, Mrs Brown and Columbo you can get a wee taste of his acting skills. But I digress. Just as your Northern English expats listen to Gene Hunt rants in Life on Mars (2006-7) Just because it’s Philip Glenister. a soft-spoken, Cockney actor impersonating your accent doesn’t mean it’s not HOME.
It’s probably why Irish people avoid watching PS I Love You (2007) as some actors should stick to their own accents especially if they are Scottish. Hell, Sean Connery made his career out of it…and people love him for it. As far as I’m concerned I’d rather see Connery as a Russian with a Scottish accent with no explanation.. you guessed right it didn’t convince me in Family Business (1989).
Outlander is officially a historical, time travel romance, which is great in theory. This means my Darlin Husband can pick holes in both the time travel element, the history and also the Finnish subtitles (as he also speaks fluent Finnish).
Incidentally, I must give full credit for the title of this post to my Darlin Husband. He renamed this programme Forty Shades of Tartan when we watched it and it sort of stuck with us. Especially, as the underlying S and M plot became more and more evident. I normally don’t read or watch contrived romance or S and M bodice rippers SO have totally avoided the Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) and Twishite Twilight saga.
By contrived bodice ripper, I mean nice girl meets rough diamond, hates him, gets saved by him from not so major catastrophe, tames him, and this leads to lots of meaningful looks, falling in love, montages, soft-focus sex and then they live happily ever after montage… This is after he’s proved he’s vulnerable and has a good heart under his rough demeanour (of course).
Outlander is a bit like Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman (1993-98) but set in the Highlands complete with prim, high morals, (but into dubious 17th century S and M sexual practices such as including daggers at the throat) English woman from the future of 1945, with Caitriona Balfe as Claire Randall.
The object of her (and allegedly the rest of the world’s) affection, Jamie (Scottish home-grown totty or homeboy, Sam Heughan) from 1745. The duo has their nemesis, Captain Black Jack Randall, a relative and double of her husband in 1945, Frank Randall (Tobias Menzies in a dual role). Captain Black Jack is also into S and M, also with Jamie and this time with handcuffs. Poor Jamie, he must wish at times that he’d left Claire to Captain Jack’s advances at the start of the series.
The time travel involves her transporting herself to the 18th century by passing through standing stones, Jamie helped her to return home via the stones a few times. Claire herself planned to escape from various evil English and Scottish characters by heading towards the stones. In a non-surprising development, conveniently for her, they were only a stone’s throw away (sorry about the pun).
Claire’s best friend and confidante are Geillis from 1743. Geillis is only too briefly identified as being another time traveller, but this is mentioned once by the character and then she is taken to be hung for being a witch. This is a shame as this plotline would be much more interesting than Jamie baring his chest yet again.
Jamie shows his bare chest considerably more than Jason Statham has in his career to date. He is regularly for being whipped in flashbacks to Jack Randall’s pleasure. Meanwhile, Claire is yet again plotting her escape from various situations or on the verge of a violent rape. Yawn.
There is a travesty of using the Skye Boat Song music for the theme tune, this is a lovely wee Scottish song. It’s learnt by many a wee lassie or laddie at school from the dawn of time (probably). They kept the haunting tune but inexplicably changed the words to fit the programme.
Over the Outlander series duration becomes all chocolate boxy and sickly. It turns into Hollywood’s idea of Scotland where HD has never been so green and at times you can almost smell the heather. The show is set in the run-up to the Battle of Culloden of 1745 where the English beat the Scots.
Representing Scottish actors we have a spot the cameo of Scottish actors such as Douglas Henshall and Bill Paterson. Both keep their accents. Yay. The English actors include a who’s who of thespians such as Simon Callow and Tobias Menzies.
Luckily for Claire – and those viewers who can’t understand Scottish accents – she can understand both the Scots and their wee Scottish sayings and the thespians so she often acts as mediator or translator. Just waiting (and hoping) for a wee cameo by Alan Rickman or Hugh Grant. But maybe certain English actors are too expensive to cast.
Jamie is the most understanding man ever in that he constantly saves his future wife from being raped violently. This several times from various castles and prisons, and in doing so it is often to his detriment. He even believes her when she explains her time travel experience to him. Wee gullible lamb, I feel this will end badly.
In the final episode of the series, she predictably decided not to go back to Frank, her other husband in the future. Instead, she returned to her Jamie, the husband in the past saying “On your feet, soldier.” This line was spotted by my Darlin Husband as a line from the first Terminator movie. This is in a scene where Sarah Connor says it to John Connor’s dad Kyle Reese.
Maybe Geillis mentioned this line when talking about the film when they were stuck in prison awaiting their trial. It would make for a more interesting end to the saga though if Arnie Schwarzenegger made a cameo as travelling through the stones, time traveller Terminator and then he gunned them all down Terminator style.
This would be much to the relief of husbands everywhere who then wouldn’t have to watch the whole goddamn saga, buy the DVD or even buy the colouring book! As I’ve a feeling this story will go on and on…and on.
Weeper Rating: 0/10
Handsqueeze Rating: 0/10
Hulk Rating:
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I read cross stitch by Diana gabaldon 13 years ago, I loved it. The Jamie in the series for me wasn’t tall enough or rugged enough, however I still fell in love with him again,*sigh* the series promted me to re-read the series,
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If you could have cast Jamie, who would you haved liked?
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Ooooh I don’t know, I know him in my head, I’ll have a think.
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Looking forward to hearing your choice!
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I think maybe a tall chunkier red headed Hugh jackman, Also I love the soundtrack.
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Living in Finland, as expat Scotmiss the scenery of Scotlandx
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Sounds like this is right up my alley. Love good romance and some historical ruggedness.
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Did you enjoy the trailer? Hope you enjoy the series when you get to see it x
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My husband traces both sides of his family to Scotland, so I understand the lure of the brogue. However, Outlander continues to be the thing that I just cannot get into, I keep falling asleep with the book. Maybe I will try the series.
Thank you for your honesty and the 40 Shades of Tartan, I may need to borrow that at the next ladies tea!
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Haven’t tried the book, but if it is a bodice ripper type book, can understand completely. I only watch this for seeing Scotland, but I am relieved they got a Scot to play the male lead and that he looks ok in a kilt too x
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I’m obsessed with outlander – I can’t stop watching it. The guy who play Jamie is seriously dreamy… I Don’t want Claire to go back to Frank – just stay with Jamie.
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I’m yet to watch any Outlander, may have to give it a try and see what I think!
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Be great to hear your views x
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I’ve not seen this before but always looking for a new box set to watch. Thanks for the recommendation
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Hope you enjoy it x
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I’ve not heard of this as a series but I have heard of the game. I’m always looking for new suggestions x
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Not heard there was a game, will have to check it out x
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I have not heard if this but not sure it is something I would enjoy either. Give me Vikings anyday LOL
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OOh now I dont know whether or not I would enjoy this, I think it is something I need to try before I dismiss it x
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Worth a try definitely xx
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I have not heard of this series but we have just finished one box set and are still deciding what to get stuck into next:)
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Hope you enjoy it x
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Interesting review, I need to have a look at this.
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Thanks for the feedback, would love to know what you make of the series x
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I have never heard of this before! Been looking for something new to watch so will have to check this out x
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I’m really surprised at the amount of people not heard of this – thought Outlander was the programme to watch!
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I could not refrain from commenting. Well written!
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The hubby likes this kinda stuff- I shall pass on the recommendation!
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Thanks x Think you will enjoy it too x
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I think I probably wouldn’t enjoy this, but I found your account of it really entertaining so now I feel like I have to watch it so I can nod along with this post haha x
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LOL. Thanks, there’s a review of the first of the first episode of series 2 too if you keen x
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I haven’t watched Outlander but I met one of the main female cast (I think she was a main character but I don’t know the name) and she recommended I watched it.
I don’t think I’d like this though, as stereotypes of Scotland make me cringe in my tartan socks.
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I understand completely, I hate Scottish stereotypes but miss the accents of home.
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I tried watching this but couldn’t get into it 😦
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I watched it initially just to see Scotland – still not addicted tho!
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This post was extremely entertaining, though I must confess to having not seen the film.
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Thanks x Love to hear your views on it if you ever see it x
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You’ll be the first to know. It certainly looks exciting and sexy.
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Did you check out the trailer?
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Yes, I thought it was pretty good.
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