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Bonding with Daniel Craig…
A message from M asks Bond to investigate an organisation run by an old acquaintance.
Spectre, film trailer, Sony Pictures and photos © Columbia Pictures and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures
I love James Bond films. As a wee girl, I watched them with my dad every Christmas and Scottish public holiday (when England usually had their own programme). I particularly enjoyed the double entendre at the end – even at the age where I didn’t really understand it – and loved the title songs, especially the Duran Duran title track from the 80s Bond film, A View to a Kill (1985).
In the music video of their track which was named after the film, this 80s boy band starred in a mock Bond film with shots from the film added to footage of the band “acting.” The highlight was at the end of the video when lead singer Simon Le Bon said the immortal words “The name’s Bon, Simon Le Bon”. Cheesy but unforgettable, just like the Bond films at that time.
Sadly, I was surprised, as an expat, to read that Spectre’s theme tune, Sam Smith’s track The Writings on the Wall not only made it to number 1 in the British charts but is the only Bond theme to do this. Darlin Husband and I have totally diverse tastes in music yet we both found the track totally forgettable and quite painful.
The initial credits started off promisingly showing the partly silhouetted topless girls loved by our dads and a shirtless Daniel Craig for our mums. Then the film starts with James Bond and a random Bond girl in Mexico during the Day of the Dead celebrations. After Bond demonstrates some nifty footwork on the roof of a building he attempts to kill one Marco Sciarra.
He runs after Sciarra like a windy-up Mitchell brother from EastEnders (1985). This leads to Bond starting an international incident by fighting and then killing Sciarra by throwing him to his death by pushing him outside a flying helicopter. Bond takes off Sciarra’s ring which reveals Sciarra was a member of Hydra Spectre by the octopus emblem on it.
As Bond was not meant to be in Mexico on his return home he gets into hot water with M (Ralph Fiennes). It is revealed that the previous M (when she was Judi Dench) made a video and sent it to Bond after her death. Luckily it wasn’t a sex tape.
In this video, she asks Bond to kill Sciarra and to go to his funeral. Why she didn’t talk to Bond about this before she died in the last Bond film, Skyfall (2012) is not revealed. Her successor as M is played by head thespian Ralph Fiennes.
M asks for Bond to be microchipped by Q, the gadget man so they can keep an eye on him. Bond is jobless and grounded in the UK, but luckily he has help and support from his terribly English colleagues, who all speak like Colin Firth opening a fete.
Bond shows his faithful secretary Moneypenny (Naomie Harris) the previous M’s video and the pair reminisce over some papers and photos which were burnt in the Skyfall fire. The photographs conveniently are burnt at the place in the picture which might give the now plot away. Next, he smooth talks Q (Ben Wishaw) and talks about this predicament more with a colleague, Tanner (Rory Kinnear).
Bond then leaves for Rome using the sports car prototype (just how long did it take to get there?) with the cool gadgets and the watch he was given as a leaving gift. Poor Bond was fobbed off with just a watch that just explodes things. For the majority of us that would be the coolest leaving present ever. Q played by Ben Wishaw, is sadly miscast, he’s not and sadly never could be the eccentric but avuncular character we know and love from the earlier films.
Once in Rome, Bond attends Marco’s funeral and later makes out with his grieving widow, Lucia. She’s played by a totally underused, Monica Bellucci. Lucia tells him of a meeting for Hydra SPECTRE, which Bond attends and he then sees a ghost from his past, a man he thought was dead from his childhood, Snake Plissken Franz Oberhauser.
Oberhauser sends number 1 henchman (Dave Bautista) after Bond. At this moment, we cheer as (at last) Christoph Waltz who plays Franz Oberhauser makes his initial appearance, and he taunts Bond by saying “Cuckoo”. At first, I didn’t notice his accent as I had remembered it from Django Unchained (2012) which Darlin Husband mimics so well, so felt a wee bit put out he didn’t get a monologue.
Waltz’s accent goes up there with Sean Connery as one of the sexiest accents ever and should be used for full effect, however inappropriately. Maybe it’s because Bond is surrounded by thesps and wannabe thesps who had between them more English sayings as your average Outlander (2014) episode has Scottish ones that I didn’t notice him.
Anyway, the 00 programme is shut down by C meaning Bond is on his own. Henchman 1 and Bond have the obligatory car chase scene, which sadly reminded me of the car race scene in Grease (1978). This was due to some erratic driving and a car on fire. Bond then heads for Austria, where he meets an old enemy, Mr White who says he has been monitoring Oberhauser.
Bond promises him he will look after his daughter, Madeline (Lea Seydoux). She says she will lead him to L’Americane. White then kills himself. Bond is tracked to be in this office both by a henchman and Q. Q proves he’s not the only creative one in the family by wearing a jumper his mum probably knitted him for Christmas and he wears just to please her.
This leads to frostiness from her, flirting from Bond, and the obligatory fight with no 1 henchman. Madeleine (Lea Seydoux) and Bond leave for L’Americane, which is a hotel in Tangier. Madeline is clearly a wee girl next door at this time rather than a sultry Bond girl.
In their hotel room – once reported as being used by Mr White – by plot coincidence, Bond spots a mouse. After wrecking the mouse-hole Bond finds it leads to Mr White’s secret surveillance room. (As you do, but only in a Bond movie). Bond and Madeline find a map and by chance some handy coordinates for Oberhauser’s hideaway. (What are the odds?)
Before Bond is charged for wrecking a hotel room, drunk popstar style, they leave for the site where the coordinates meet. They get there by train, leading to henchman no 1’s fight to his death. Then the obligatory “I’m a girl and can use a gun (thanks very much)” cliché and torrid Bond and Bond girl lovemaking scene.
At the station, they get a lift from a Rolls Royce which takes them to Oberhauser’s hideaway (this station is in the middle of nowhere so how did Oberhauser know they were coming?). After meeting up with Oberhauser again… it is revealed through photos that Bond knew him as a lad and that Oberhauser has also been keeping an eye on Madeline. Oberhauser tells of his world domination plan in the slow, deliberate, Christoph Waltz style we know and love.
He then hits Bond, Bond comes round to see Blofeld now in crazy dentist mode as Bond is strapped to a seat with various needles edging toward his head. Don’t ask how far they went in as was a wee bit squeamish and hid behind my Darlin’ Husband at this point in the proceedings. Madeleine proclaims her love Princess Leia style to Bond.
Oberhauser tells how James Bond was brought up with him as a child after Bond was orphaned. Hence the cuckoo reference. Oberhauser then killed his own father and later reinvented himself – as die-hard fans will have guessed from the not so subtle clues – as Bond’s nemesis, Blofeld. However after an embrace, Madeleine and Bond use the exploding watch to escape by blowing up Blofeld and his hideaway and then escaping in a handy helicopter.
Bond and Madeleine get back to London (by helicopter?) where they must stop Blofeld’s right-hand man C from taking over MI6. Bond then gets dumped by his Bond girl who only now says couldn’t be with him as he is an assassin. Poor Bond is now in a WTF moment.
Bond is then helped out by the thespians aka Moneypenny, Q and Tanner. M attempts to stop C’s takeover and kills him. M is picked up by the rest of the Brits who are now a bit like the Avengers, but terribly, terribly, British and have no groovy costumes.
Bond has a face-off with Blofeld in the MI6 building. Blofeld is still alive but his eye is scarred. Bond then saves Madeline before the building blows up (in the nick of time). After his comedy running and shooting down his helicopter (as you do) Bond decides not to kill Blofeld (leaving Christoph Waltz to return… yay). Bond walks into the sunset with Madeleine (unplanned weeper and handsqueeze moment).
There is currently a “Is Craig going to return as Bond” debate on the Internet. I can’t help feeling that if Craig decides to return, Bond will be asked to return for one last job from his retirement. Madeline will sob and then leave him for being an assassin again. Then she will be blown up by the chief bad guy (yay) which leads to revenge from Bond.
If Craig leaves, they will regenerate Bond to a younger actor like they do with Doctor Who. Hopefully, this means Monica Bellucci will get the Bond girl role she deserves, Waltz will be reprising his Blofeld role… and a memorable opening theme for 007 reasons.
Weeper Rating: 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 /10
Handsqueeze Rating: 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 /10
Hulk Rating: /10
This review was submitted for the Maddy Loves Her Classic Films 007 Blogathon. Other reviews with this cast include,
- Daniel Craig in Knives Out.
- Ralph Fiennes and Lea Seydoux in The Grand Budapest Hotel.
- Dave Bautista stars in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2.
- Christoph Waltz stars in Django Unchained and Inglourious Basterds.
- Judi Dench in Chocolat and A Room with a View.
This review does not really take into account that this is in essence a continuation of a reboot to the franchise. Also some of the unanswered issues about bond are addressed. Bloefeld could not die as he is a recurring character and this sets up spectre properly. Im a big bond fan. I dislike the soft pretentious song it even makes me like the adele one. Is the writing on the wall for mr smith i hope so stay away from the bond or 007 may have another mission. I hope daniel craig makes another as i like the reality of a broken human being more my biase. Who would replace him.
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Thanks for your comments, who could you see replace him if Daniel Craig left?
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Clive owen maybe. Damien lewis without the ginger hair. The original guy from spooks. Benedict cumberbatch. Ewan magregor jonny lee miller ignore the spellings. Thats a little hotch potch of brittish talent. Peter capaldi if he leaves dr who lol with shades and a guitar he could do his own theme
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Great ideas xx
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We loved Spectre and have loved all of the Daniel Craig Bond movies. I do like him being Bond and am not sure who could replace him x
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Have afew suggestions in this post, take your pick! https://weegiemidget.wordpress.com/entertainment-lists/bond-james/
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Skimming through as I don’t want any spoilers – have this to watch next week
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It has many spoilers in it, so I’d advise to read something else x
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I love James Bond films and Craig. I can vividly remember how we all sat down together to watch Spectre as a family over and over again.
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Christoph Waltz was excellent (but underused)
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James Bond has been on quite a journey over the years hasn’t he. I liked the old films the best
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Me too, he was a lot more fun then x
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I was never sold on Daniel Craig being Bond, that said, I do love a good Bond movie and I enjoyed this. I am curious to see who will be next!
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I’ve a few suggestions in the link here, https://weegiemidget.wordpress.com/entertainment-lists/bond-james/
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I am not a Bond fan but my eldest son is. We would both love to see Benedict Cumberbatch as Bond. Kaz x
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I’m not a big fan of Cumberbatch, don’t see him as a romantic lead.
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Oooh I do love a good Bond movie, I have seen ALL of them and am always happy to watch them again and again and again 🙂
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They are great, who would you like to see as Bond?
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I was never a Bond fan…until Daniel Craig took on the role. Thoroughly enjoy “his” films (except for Quantum of Solace).
Great post!
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Really? You have so much catching up to do xx
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Hmmmm….hmmmm….maybe…but far, far, far down my To Watch list 😉
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Is the to watch list should be tackled in our preview posts, or is it just adding to it?
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Adding 😉
But we could tackle that list too…
The Neverending To Watch List 😀
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Sounds a great idea for the festive season x We can each choose from each others to wach list xxx
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Done! Awesome.
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[…] RealweegiemidgetReviews takes a look at – Spectre […]
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I quite enjoyed Spectre. Out of Craig’s films it reads- Casino Royale, Skyfall, Spectre…QoS.
My next bond suggestions: Alex Pettyfer, Sam Claflin, Richard Madden, Luke Evans or Dan Stevens. All are of an age whereby they could do a few Bond films, and none are box-office names like Hardy, Cumberbatch and Hiddleston, which means they more of a blank canvas for the director/writers to do what they wish.
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Love the Luke Evans idea – perfect, loved him in Tamara Drewe and The Great Train Robbery tv series. Q of S had a poor motivation in the villain, will miss Craig he kind of growing on me.
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I think he’ll do one more film! Go out in style!
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I hope so x Would be good to see Christoph Waltz back too
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Hmmm….never thought of Alex Pettyfer and Richard Madden but you have a good point there. Luke Evans not my type for Bond. Can’t we just keep Daniel Craig? Pretty please?
Hardy, Cumberbatch and Hiddleston just aren’t Bond types in my humble opinion…
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Cumberbatch.. no way ,but what about Cillian Murphy Cat?
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Nah…not Bond material either.
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Pool boy?
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No. I just told you, I have a pool boy. But I’m sure I can find something suitable…
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This was also excellent. Thoroughly enjoyed both movie and your post. Just missing those blue shorts though…
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Thanks – think you should do a wee tribute post on them, oh yes.. you did.
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There’s a better tribute coming shortly….just wait…
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Thanks for taking part, Gill. I enjoyed Spectre quite a bit. I thought the first half was one of the best Bond films of the lot. I thought the whole reveal about who Blofeld is to Bond was a letdown. I also think Waltz was something of a missed opportunity, they didn’t use him on screen nearly as much as they should do.
I hope Daniel does at least one more film. It will be interesting to see if they follow up on what’s happening with him and Madeleine in the next one. I liked their relationship.
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So agree, Chris Waltz was so underused – he plays such a charming and charismatic character. Hoping they do follow up on his romance, but have a feeling they wont.
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Hi Maddy, here’s my Hitchcock post – will go live on 5th Aug at 16:00 your time x Please confirm you’ve got this..sent you another message which appeared to disappear again. https://weegiemidget.wordpress.com/behind-the-camera/hitchcock-2012
Gill
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Hi Gill. Got it (big cheer and victory dance LOL). Many thanks.
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Woo hoo! Yay, does High 5 like Thor and the Hulk, if you want me to can change date and time for releasing the Kraken I mean post.
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🙂 No, that time and date is fine.
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Cool, looking forward to hearing your next blogathon topic…
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I have got another lined up for October. Will start promoting it in August sometime. Stay tuned! Blogathons are such fun.
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Met some really lovely bloggers that way, btw have you got a Twiiter page yet?
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Yeah, me too. No I haven’t but I am considering setting one up.
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Do, its great for chatting to other entertainment bloggers and then you can join the 2 Reel Quirky Cats random chats with me and Cat (Thoughts All Sorts)
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