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A musing adventures with rollerskating…
A muse comes to earth via a mural and inspires a roller disco but falls in love.
Xanadu – Trailer, Universal Pictures, Photos © Universal Pictures 1980
Today is a review of another musical, this time from the 1980s. This film wasted both the singing talent of Olivia Neutron Bomb Newton John and ELO and the dancing talent of Gene Kelly. Both Newton John and Kelly starred in this fantasy musical dance extravaganza. The film is Xanadu (1980) and was Newton John’s third musical and sadly Gene Kelly’s last film appearance.
Sadly poor Gene never had the chance to redeem himself on the big screen with this his final film. The film probably increased the sale of roller skates, and in turn, inspired roller discos, and in turn Andrew Lloyd Webber for Starlight Express. Er, thanks. But despite all this, it is a guilty pleasure. On the bright side, the film inspired the Golden Raspberry Awards, with the film winning in the first 1980 ceremony.
The film was an accidental viewing for me, after being a Grease (1978) fan – had the album, book and bag (which Santa must have commissioned especially for me) – and loving Newton John’s ballads Sam and If Not For You. Some men do admit to liking her too but have a feeling it was purely Physical.
After seeing the film, I bought the Xanadu soundtrack and for years wondered why this wasn’t reshown on the telly as I had been keen to watch it again. So I was happy to find it going for the daft price of about 3 British pounds on video – showing how long ago this was – and snapped it up. Only regretted this when the plot sunk in years later with a more cynical me later wondering how the f∗∗∗ did this pass the pitching stage. But then many stranger ideas have been made into films.
The story tells of a mural depicting the Greek God Zeus’s daughters including Terpsichore, using the pseudonym, Kira (Newton John) which comes to life. The mural is a bit reminiscent of those awful fairground rides paintings that depict well-known celebrities looking more like they’ve been painted by an artist painting from memory. This memory is after he’s forgotten what they look like and is really based on a description by a pathological liar.
The muses then rollerskate all over the place to an ELO tune and Kira kisses Sonny (Michael Beck) en route. Sonny paints equally dodgy pictures for album covers for a living and duly paints Kira for an album cover. As you do. He then hopes to find her again (aw).
Sonny then meets Danny (Gene Kelly) on the beach outside the building where he met Kira. Danny was a bandleader who lost his muse (also Newton John) in the 1940s. Cue song, flashback and a wee chance for Kelly to tap dance. Danny and Sonny become friends and open a nightclub in this building, an abandoned auditorium. Kira remeets Sonny and Danny and encourages this idea, and Sonny and her fall in love… and the rest is on the DVD. Sorry if this frustrates you.
My frustrations with this film however are three-fold. Firstly, despite the fact Kira is the double of Danny’s girl, Danny seems to have forgotten this.. so much for remembering the muse who inspired him. It turns out that as she is a muse she isn’t allowed to fall in love, which might explain it. Or maybe she’s just a tease.
Secondly, why didn’t Danny open his nightclub earlier as roller skates were invented and patented in the 18th century? Also reading Wikipedia, if he had wanted to open a roller disco then he would have the full backing of The Roller Skating Rink Operators Association which encouraged the public the use of roller skates. And thirdly, and most importantly did Gene Kelly really need the money? Could he not have done an earlier episode of The Love Boat (1977–1987)?
And why bother changing her name? Finally, as an afterthought, we don’t know what happened with her sisters on the fateful day she met Sonny. But we should be grateful we didn’t have the now agony prolonged by making this the first of 9 films each concentrating on each one of them. But there is one more, more traumatic thought, that the part of Sonny was also offered to her Grease co-star John Travolta. But luckily for us, he declined the role as fast as Greased Lightning.
Weeper Rating: 😦 : 😦 😦😦 😦 😦 😦 :-(/10
Handsqueeze Rating: 🙂 🙂 🙂🙂 /10
Hulk Rating: /10
The Movie Confessions Blogathon 2017, No 16
This review was added as part of the Movie Confessions Blogathon run by Often Off Topic. Other reviews with this cast include Olivia Newton John also stars in Two of a Kind and Grease. Wilfrid Hyde-White starred in My Fair Lady. Michael Beck starred in Murder She Wrote. Gene Kelly starred in The Muppet Show, Singing in the Rain, The Love Boat and Summer Stock.
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You know I have never tried roller disco before. There’s one right by me as well – the problem is I have no one to take me. xx
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Could you can drag hubby along for a fun surprise date x
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I’ve never watched this one but I always love the music video when it happens to show on one of the music channels. Can’t remember the song off-hand (sorry…cringe). Always want to watch the whole movie though…maybe I should.
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I should warn you it IS a guilty pleasure
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We all have those. But it does look fun. I won’t even start mentioning my guilty pleasures….people would cringe at some of the titles in my DVD collection…
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Throw a few titles at me, love to know xx
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Uhm…promise not to laugh? 😉
The Truth About Charlie, Beastly, Step Up (1st and All In) , George and the Dragon…
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Not seen any of these tbh, which one should I try first, bearing in mind I indirectly recommended Xanadu to you?
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Hmmm…depends on your mood. Just pick on… 😉
George and the Dragon is cute.
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Will check it out – will I need tissues?
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No…not at all.
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Just watched a trailer for it – great cast x Was supersurprised to see Patrick Swayze too xx
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I always enjoy James Purefoy.
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Ah, so that’s who you like it for – wasn’t sure if you a Swayze fan or not xx (hence the guilty pleasure)
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Well…yes, ok, fine…you got me 😉
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Now that leads to the ultimate guilty pleasure, Point Break! Do love him in that movie xx
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Who? Swayze? I’ve never seen Point Break (oh my…is that bad?) Not really a Swayze fan…sorry 😦
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Its a Swayze one, so recommend it x Not a big fan of him either x
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Will check it out. Don’t mind Keanu depending on his role – thoroughly enjoy him in The Private Lives of Pippa Lee. You seen it?
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Not seen that one tbh, will check it out x Funnily enough been having a Keanu themed chat with someone else x Definitely loved him as John Wick and erm The Lakehouse. Which funnily enough “I only watched” as it had Christopher Plummer in it x
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Oooh…The Lakehouse. I sooo enjoy that.
Ahhh…the plot thickens 😀 I also often watch movies because of people in it.
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lol, I’ve found some good movies that way too x Sucker Punch just because of Jon Hamm springs to mindx
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Oooh! I’ve bean meaning to watch that…good reason now. Going to be so much fun! Legend of Butch and Sundance just for Michael Biehn’s short appearance. Pathfinder for Karl Urban. Oh the list is huge…
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So glad I’m not the only one x More recently its been Fast and the Furious JUST because Jason Statham is in it x
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Ha ha! Was just about to send you the same message – we all seem to do this. Is it a girl thing?
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Lol, its a Stat film – Loved him in Spy x Hes a great comic, my husband told me today there’s going to be a Rock, Stat spin off which sounds fantastic xx
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oooh cool! The Rock has kinda grown on me with the Furious franchise.
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He is kinda cool, but the Stats definitely the best x
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How about him in Italian Job?
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Haven’t watched that, as with Highlander there can only be one and that’s the Michael Caine one despite the fact that I hear he played Handsome Rob and was shirtless for part of the movie xx
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Ah, you have me laughing now…can’t believe the shirtless bit didn’t entice you 😉
I still need to see the Michael Cane one but this one I only watched for Donald Sutherland.
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Not the shirtless one? Didn’t realise Donald Sutherland in it, now you are tempting me x
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He has a short role though. Charlize Theron in it too. If you like Edward Norton – he’s the villain.
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Liked him in Fight Club x Great movie x
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I think we definitely are going to have fun with the Blogathon – even if it is only the two of us 😀
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Just gave me a wee idea x will message you xx
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Although…hmmm…that “topic” could send me on a whole new tangent… 😉
Actually…that’s a great post idea…”Shallow Reasons for watching movies”…or…”The real reason we watch some movies”….ha ha!
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Sounds like a great idea for a blogathon x
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So….should we go for it?
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Love to x 🙂
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Wow…great! You’ve done this before so I’m going to need guidance from you please. Let me know how we go from here. Skype? Mail?
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No problem, send me your email address and I’ll message you, wont approve it so you wont get lots of unwanted mail xx
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just sent you a message – will delete these when you reply
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Just replied!
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