Mary’s 3 Dads and a Lovely Lady…
The romantic comedy sequel to 3 Men and a Baby with the one from Cheers, the one from Magnum P.I. and the one from Police Academy.
Three Men and a Little Lady – Trailer, TouchstoneOnDemand, http://www.youtube.com
So its back to the 1990s again retro loving readers with a Realweegiemidget weeper. A reader asked me recently about my ratings that I leave with each review of hulk, weeper and handsqueeze moments. I directed them HERE, but here – in the first of an occasional series describing these – is an example, of a weeper. It’s a weeper because it’s a sweet love story, the male romantic lead’s speeches get in in tears and it’s a wee gem of a movie. I forgot about it, til by chance I read about it this morning recognising a line from the movie on social media.
3 Men and a Little Lady (1990) is not a film with Estelle Getty – Sophia from the TV’s Golden Girls (1985-92) and the tiny star of Mannequin (1987) – in a hot foursome with three gorgeous actors. However Hollywood writers if you decide to do this story line put me up for casting as the little lady with the three men being Jon Hamm, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ryan Reynolds. Deadpool (2016) outfit and pop references compulsory for Mr Reynolds and true love with Mr DiCaprio (this man does need a lucky break), but I digress. Three Men and a Lady tells the further adventures of the characters of 3 Men and a Baby (1987). The original one directed by Spock, not Dr Spock – of the parental advice book of yesteryear – but Star Trek‘s Leonard Nimoy. The three men being played by the original cast 1980s heart-throbs – for your mums now possibly grannies – Tom Selleck (Peter), Ted Danson (Jack) and Steve Guttenberg (Michael).
Mary the baby is now a precocious 5 year old and played by Robin Weisman. Her mother Sylvia is still played by the lovely Nancy Travis, as she was in the original film. The film starts with a wee montage bringing us up to date with the storyline showing the five characters as Mary grows up as in the prequel they all lived happily ever after together. Sylvia is now a successful actress and in love with her terribly suave and terribly English producer, Edward. Edward is played to hammed up English perfection by Christopher Cazenove (Ben Carrington in Dynasty (1981-89)). He is madly in love with her and wants to marry her and move her and Mary to Merrie Olde England. He also wants to ship Mary off to boarding school once he and Sylvia are married, the dastardly scoundrel. Sylvia also English, likes the idea of going back to England.
Sylvia is havering as Mary loves her three other dads, the biological one from Cheers (1982-93), Jack (Ted Danson) -, the Magnum P.I. (1980-88) one, Peter (Tom Selleck) – and the one who starred in the Police Academy Film Series 1-4 (1984- 87), Michael (Steve Guttenberg). I will refer them as these to make it easier for me and you the reader to remember them! Sylvia gives in to Edward
Ben Carrington and decides to marry him to bring Mary a normal stable life with just the one daddy. As she declares this to the men in a family meeting she beseeches to the three men to be happy for her and Mary.
Only the Magnum PI one is upset, saying it’s not good for her and tells her of Edward’s evil plan to send Mary away to boarding school. They fall out as she does not believe him, but their mutual attraction is evident. However he speaks with the Police Academy one about his real reason – he’s madly in love with her and didn’t want to disrupt the household by telling her so. After Sylvia and Mary leave for Merry England he confesses all to the biological one from Cheers and gets his approval to tell her. Then he and the Police Academy one head to England or Tropeland English style to stop the wedding in a race against time, to declare true love and foil Edward’s intentions.
I do love this movie, and yes I would also squeezehands with my beloved as he
endured watched it. I cry at the romance of it all, especially the Magnum PI one whose voice appears to crack with romantic emotion as he talks about his love for Sylvia. I sob as his character gets consent from the bio dad that he won’t be treading on his toes to claim her heart. I handsqueeze darling husband like crazy at the delays and setbacks as he and the one from Police Academy get try to the church in England in their race to get to the wedding.
The stereotypical England of butlers, hideous boarding schools, luscious green countrywide, and bumbling vicars is more a sweet endearing, homage to the world’s idea of England – and indeed mine for years as a Scottish girl – than a hulk moment. With a cast of British treasures – Sylvia mother is played by Sheila Hancock and the sex starved headmistress Miss Lomax, Fiona Shaw. Shaw vamps it up in her role as she makes a pass with the Magnum PI one, with her double entendre script only adults would understand. Danson and Guttenberg are great supports in this film, but Selleck shines in his knight in shining armour romantic role saving his princess – and her daughter – from a dastardly fate..
Weeper Rating: 😦😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦😦 😦 /10
Handsqueeze Rating: /10
Hulk Rating: /10
Bonus Trailer: Yes, TV Trailer
Three Men and a Little Lady 1990 TV trailer, robatsea2009, http://www.youtube.com
My Favourite Movie Threesome Blogathon 2017, No 40 and the Always a Bridesmaid 2019 No 74
This film was reviewed for the My Favourite Movie Threesome Blogathon run by Movie, Movie, Blog, Blog. It was also added to Hollywood Genes’ Always A Bridesmaid Film Blogathon. Other reviews with this cast include Christopher Casanove in Dynasty and Tom Selleck in Magnum PI. Steve Guttenberg is featured in my Surrender review.