Rock of Ages (2012)

Main Features No 2

Gittering About Rock of Ages.

 

A romantic musical of girl and boy wanting to find fame as rock stars in the 1980s to a rock soundtrack.

 

Rock of Ages trailer -Official Trailer 2, Warner Bros Pictures, http://www.youtube.com and photographs © Warner Bros

 

When deciding on something to write about for my second post, I asked my darlin’ husband who suggested another film review this time focusing on the Jack Nicholson classic The Shining (1980). However after starting to watch it again, I started thinking of the excellent South Park parody cartoon where Randy Marsh plays Nicholson’s character Jack Torrance . This is plainly wrong when you are watching one of your favourite Oscar-winning actors. After reading up about it in  Wikipedia  I discovered Stephen King wanted Christopher Reeve to play Torrance.  After telling this surprising fact to my darlin’ husband, he suggested the potential of a horrific new remake with Brad Pitt as Torrance. This I feel would inevitably make it a Jolie-Pitt production starring all their kids in cameos. Still that idea is more appealing the thought of a Will Smith family production.

So instead of The Shining , I’m going to gitter about the film, Rock of Ages (2012) which is based on the hit romantic comedy musical of the same nameThe film is set in the 1980s with an excellent rock or Glam Metal musical soundtrack.  A classic – i.e. predictable – romantic comedy of boy meets girl film.  The two romantic leads are played by – the easily forgettable – Diego Boneta (Drew) and Julianne Hough (Sherrie). Sherrie and Drew’s love story was so contrived I stopped caring about them after the first 5 minutes of the film so please bear with them. The leads, however are totally upstaged by the supporting cast. which includes Catherine Zeta Jones, Malin Akerman and Paul Giamatti. It also stars a long-haired Tom Cruise. However, all are upstaged by the equally long-haired Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand with a mullet.

This film is great, especially if you ignore the two lead roles of Sherrie and Drew as the squeaky-clean lovers. Both are totally unconvincing in their roles as potential rock stars. He looks more like a boy band member and she would look more comfortable singing soppy, romantic ballads. Tom Cruise and Alec Baldwin are a surprisingly good singers and Cruise looks exceptionally tall in this film, possibly due to his high-heeled boots.  Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand playing their most sensitive and possibly most romantic roles to date. Giamatti’s singing voice was present but unfortunately he had no solo songs to show off his singing ability as seen in Duets (2000) To sum up, a great wee film with a few A list celebrities (known for more conventional roles) singing surprisingly well and the probably the most romantic albeit tongue-in-cheek romantic montage since “Up” which will send up every rom com ever.

Weeper Rating:  😦 /10

Handsqueeze Rating:  🙂 /10

Hulk Ratingmrgreenmrgreenmrgreen /10

Bonus Trailer: Yes, Theatrical Trailer

Rock of Ages trailer – Official Trailer 1 (HD), Warner Bros Pictures, http://www.youtube.com
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