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Not just a pirate, but also some very naughty boys…
Shiver me timbers, a star studded comic cast goes in search of a pirate’s treasure.
Yellowbeard Trailer (1983), Mickeyjuice and PHOTOS © Orion Pictures
When I think of swashbuckling movies, there are usually swords, pirates, plumed hats and an annoying damsel in distress leading to some romance. And sword fights aplenty. The film, Yellowbeard (1983) has all of these and more. It is chock-a-block with comic – and acting – names recognisable from every decade from the sixties to the eighties.
British comedians you’ll recognise include Spike Milligan, Peter Cook and Nigel Planer. And there are most of the Monty Python comedians, some actors are better known for Mel Brooks’ movies and both Cheech and Chong. This impressive list continues with a couple of surprising big British acting names in the form of Susannah York and Michael Hordern.
The biggest shock in this comedy cast, with the appearance of a British Oscar-nominated actor, James Mason. The film also sports a cameo from a musician whose acting parts I reviewed earlier in this blog. His identity I’ll let you discover yourself.
This dazzling array of talent, both from the UK and America, is seen in this surprisingly little-known movie. A film which I only heard of after researching a vague description of it from Darlin Husband, as it’s one of his treasured childhood movies.
The film starts with a fantastically swashbuckling opening musical medley from John Morris – also responsible for many a Mel Brooks score – and ye oldie swashbuckling/ pirate, a golden font which immediately transported me back to the seventies. Then, as a kid, I watched many a swashbuckler matinée in those snowy rainy Christmas holidays,.
These include those Sinbad movies – with Ray Harryhausen monsters -, an all-star Musketeer movie – with Richard Chamberlain, Michael York, Oliver Reed and Charlton Heston – and the excellent Robin and Marian (1976) with Sean Connery as Robin sword fighting his way through the movie. In the eighties, I loved that swashbuckling cartoon dog, Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds (1981-) and later in the 90s, Kevin Costner’s now American-accented Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (1991). With Alan Rickman at his best.
These were all enjoyable additions to the genre rather than that other more recent pirate of the big screen, Captain Jack Sparrow. I just can’t watch this particular film series anymore. This is despite the presence of Ian McShane (who can now do no wrong after John Wick Chapter 1 (2014) and Chapter 2 (2017)).
But after Darlin Husband riffed Depp’s part mercilessly in the whole of The Tourist (2010). Particularly that scene where Depp’s character runs across a roof. Darlin Husband’s riffing in the style of Sparrow, admittedly made it a more fun movie.
Anyway back to the film on hand, this terrific musical score easily evoked memories of these swashbuckling movies. Special mention to Yellowbeard‘s fantastic costumes and detailed sets added to the screen ambience which reminded me so much of the films set in this period.
Surprisingly a small town in Mexico was transformed convincingly into 17th Century Plymouth. The sword fights were fun, well-staged and choreographed well with moves, you’d recognise from every pirate movie ever.
The film starts in 1687, in El Nebuloso’s cabin, where Cheech (Marin) and (Tommy) Chong as El Segundo and El Nebuloso respectively – a couple of seafaring scoundrels – have procured a chest full of jewels on their travels. However, a man with golden curly locks is swimming towards the boat.
It turns out it’s the most feared of pirates and therefore he’s not as angelic as he looks. After outwitting the crew – cue sword fights aplenty – Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) and his band of pirates get the treasure and take over the boat. Yellowbeard then makes an enemy in his partner in crime, Moon (Peter Boyle), after Yellowbeard claims the treasure as his and the plan was Moon’s contribution.
Then we fast forward 20 years, and through a scripted rolling screen we learn Yellowbeard was imprisoned for tax evasion, shortly after the opening scenes. Despite torture, he has not divulged to anyone the whereabouts of his treasure. He laments about prison life with his “friend”, Gilbert (Marty Feldman), with Gilbert clearly more interested in the treasure’s whereabouts.
Just before his release, Yellowbeard’s wife, Betty (Madeline Kahn) visits and tells him he has a twenty year old son, Dan (Martin Hewitt). Dan is by her reports a good boy and has a job as a gardener – much to Yellowbeard’s horror – and is residing at Queen Anne (Peter Bull)’s court.
Meanwhile at Queen Anne’s court, Commander Clement (Eric Idle) and trusty sidekick, Mansell (Nigel Planer) – from the Naval Secret Service – get her consent to lengthen Yellowbeard’s sentence (spot at least 5 or 6 comedians in these scenes). This is in the hope he will escape and lead them to the treasure.
Yellowbeard falls for their plan and immediately escapes and returns home for the map. However, at home, Yellowbeard learns from his wife that his original map with the treasure was burned. But she has had the map tattooed on his son’s head as a child.
Yellowbeard makes for Queen Anne’s court where he meets his son Dan and his guardians Lord Lambourn (Peter Cook) and his wife (Beryl Reid). After telling all, Yellowbeard with his new band of supporters Lord Lambourn, Dr Gilpin (Michael Hordern) and his son, Dan make for Portsmouth to obtain a boat, in a bid to secure the treasure.
With Boyle and Gilbert in their pursuit to claim the treasure as their own. However, all but Yellowbeard are captured by Moon and Gilbert. Moon and Glibert aboard Captain Hughes’ (James Mason) ship with the recently captured ones in tow… And in their pursuit is the royal navy helmed by Clement… Both these motley crews depart for Madagascar and both will search for Yellowbeard’s treasure using fair means and foul.
Despite the comic talents of the cast, there were just too many characters. Sadly with too many comedians, some were underused and some had blink and miss them parts. This was frustrating with so much talent available. The quality and quantity of the cast were comparable to Captain America: Civil War (2016).
In the latter Hawkeye and Antman had all too brief a moment to shine, here it was John Cleese and Spike Milligan, of whom I would have liked to see more. Although I appreciate that it must have been difficult for the writers to show particular and individual strengths for each comedian in the well written comic script.
However, with this wealth of diverse comic talents, I wondered how much improvisations and ad-libbing were used by these characters, as the jokes ranged from slapstick scenes to more bawdy double entendres. It was interesting to learn that there is a behind the scenes documentary on the making of this movie.
This documentary showed many of the occurrences off-screen which if appropriate to the plot would have been interesting to add to this movie, and thus support and personalise the comic characters more. However, it was good to see both Graham Chapman and Peter Cook contribute to the writing of the film, as well as star in more prominent roles.
In other roles, it was good to see more of Peter Boyle’s comic talents which I’d enjoyed – all too briefly – in Surrender (1987) and Michael Hordern whose presence and voice I always associate with childhood be it in Paddington (1976) or Prince Charming’s father in The Slipper and the Rose (1976).
Beryl Reid, an actress who I’d been used to seeing in the BBC quiz show Blankety Blank (1979-2016) and various grandmother roles in the eighties also appeared along with more Mel Brooks favourites Madeline Kahn (Betty) and Triola (Stacey Nelkin). Both playing love interests but won’t say how and when Triola falls for one of the characters.
Martin Hewitt was later remembered as the leading man in Endless Love (1981). However, the more bizarre casting of James Mason in this film cast was a fun and unexpected comic surprise. More recently, Mason has had a habit of turning up unexpectedly in my telly and film viewing.
He turned up in Heaven Can Wait (1978) with Warren Beatty and Julie Christie. However, I had seen enough to enjoy Mason’s more palatable parody cameo of his Heaven Can Wait scenes in Archer (2009-). With Archer himself parodying Beatty right down to his tracksuit. And alongside a fantastic impersonation of James Mason.
The script had well-written characters and it was great to start the film with a nice wee Yellowbeard origins tale which made his and others’ motivations clear. The cast worked well together, with their ensemble acting more evident than that travesty of the last (I hope) of the Carry On movies – Carry On Columbus (1992) – making a more enjoyable movie.
However, to conclude, take this film idea on board. The plot could have easily been made into one of the original Carry On Movies in those comedy days of yore. Where in a similarly themed plot, but with another time and cast such as Sid James as a Ye Olde Yellowbeard would have sailed the high seas, leaving Kenneth Williams as Commander Clement in his wake. And all hands on deck with supporting comic actors such as Joan Sim as Betty, and Jim Dale as Dan. And Angela Douglas as Triola. And a treasure trove of bawdy comic lines…
Weeper Rating: 0/10
Handsqueeze Rating: 🙂/10
Hulk Rating: /10
The Swashathon Blogathon, No 36
This film was reviewed for the Swashathon run by Movies Silently. Other reviews with this cast include,
- The Slipper and the Rose, Anne of a Thousand Days and more with Michael Hordern.
- Blankety Blank usually guest starred Beryl Reid.
- Monty Python’s song Finland, Finland, Finland features here.
- Eric Idle is reviewed in Nuns on the Run and National Lampoon’s European Vacation.
- Peter Boyle stars in Outland and Surrender and more.
- If you want to know about the cameo, CLICK HERE.
- James Mason in North by Northwest, Voyage of the Damned, Murder by Decree, ffolkes / North Sea Hijack and more.
- John Cleese stars in A Fish Called Wanda.
Did I see richard green of tv robin hood in yellowbeard?
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Tbh, I don’t know – it doesn’t appear in his filmography, but perhaps it was a cameo that noones noticed til now. There is one cameo that you might have noticed…
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Wow, that brings back memories! I remember that this was on HBO all the time when we first got cable TV. I haven’t seen this since the ’80s, so I’ll have to revisit this. I can watch anything Madeline Kahn is in all day long!
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Definitely do its such good fun and an amazing comic cast. James Mason was wonderful too!
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Yes! I love James Mason! I loved him as Captain Nemo in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea too.
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Now that’s a blast from the past – remember watching that years ago.
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Somehow I missed this one. I remember that I wanted to go see it when it was playing in the theater. Your review makes me want to make a new effort to see it.
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Hope you enjoy it – love to hear your thoughts when you do
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The last time I saw this was in the theater, and I’m guessing a lot of the jokes and cameos flew right over my head at the time. Methinks this is due for a re-watch. Nice review!
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Thanks Barry – I’m like that with most films now too on the rewatch.
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James Mason! No way! Well, for that reason alone – never mind the other cast members or the costumes, etc. – I’ll be tracking this down.
You always make such great choices for blogathons, and you’ve introduced me to several films while doing so. This post here is another good example. Just wanted to say “Thanks” for that. :)
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Thanks – thats lovely to hear from one of the ladies responsible for me getting hooked on the blogathon You’ve always had such great topics and a big thanks for that, which have allowed me to see some new great films too x Would love to do a joint one one day
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Thank you so much for joining in! This one does sound interesting and I am intrigued by the James Mason factor. I may have to seek this one out.
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He was a surprising but pleasing addition, thanks for having me in the blogathon xxx
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This might be cool to see just to take in all the craziness. Great review!
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That sums it up so well so if you up for a crazy movie I’m sure this will fit the bill!
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Nice–I’ll have to look for it. :-)
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Looking forward to hearing your thoughts when you do x
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Thanks, I’ll be sure to do that. xo
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That is quite the cast, though it seems too bad that there were simply too many characters. I know what you mean about some films that simply don’t have the time to give to all those who deserve it. But it still sounds fun!
It’s funny you should mention Heaven Can Wait, because I just recently watched that with my dad, who knew all the players on the Rams team (he’s a football fan), though it’s not nearly as good as the original 1941 version with Claude Rains and Robert Montgomery.
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Thanks for the tip, will check that version out, Mason was great in the bits I remember him in x
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Sounds worthwhile, but a mixed bag. Rather like those all-star and too long for their own good comic opuses from the 1960s like It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World. James Mason is wonderful any time. The next time this comes around, I’ll definitely give it a look.
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James Mason as you say is great in everything x Was such as surprise to see him with such a large comic cast too x
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I’m not familiar with this one. It sure sounds worth a watch. I love a good parody.
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I hadn’t heard of it before Darlin’ Husband told me about it, its a fantastic cast and well worth a look.
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Me neither. I’ll look out for it too.
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Sorry, only fair you increased my to watch pile with your choice in the Swashathon xxx
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