FILMS and TV… Diana (2013), William & Kate (2011) and Wolf Hall (2014) (TV MOVIE)



Di-ing to like these royal biopics…


Three biopics of some British royals of all sorts.


Diana TRAILER 1 (2013) – Princess Diana Movie HD, Movie Clips: Coming Soon and pics by Lifetime and BBC Worldwide.


I usually love biography films and books, and usually end up reading up on the person concerned for days afterwards and ultimately end up feeling like I almost have stalker like knowledge. It’s usually a good film especially if it has one, Oscar (ever) hopeful, Leonardo DiCaprio in it.

the biopic is about a historical figure, I grill my husband by asking him to tell me more as he’s pretty good at history. He also delves into the social history of the time and tells me more about the person concerned. He’s been my font of all knowledge for Scandal (1989) and The Aviator (2004).

In return, I can tell him more of what I’ve learnt from biographies about stars like Oliver Reed, Marlon Brando, Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton and Robert Wagner. And of course, more recently my favourite Dallasers autobiographies are those of Larry Hagman and Linda Gray. So goes both ways.

However, the recent Royal biopic film,  Diana (2013) I found extremely irritating. It tells the story of Great Britain’s former – and sadly now deceased – Princess Diana’s final two years before her untimely death. It focuses on her loving relationship with a heart surgeon named Hasnet Khan.

As much as I wanted to like Naomi Watts as Diana her face and voice irked me,  I think it didn’t help to have Juliet Stevenson – she played ghost Alan Rickman’s alive girlfriend, Nina in Truly Madly Deeply (1990) – in the cast as Stevenson’s face was more reminiscent of Diana’s.

Perhaps both actresses should have used the Face/Off (1997) machine that Jason Statham’s secret agent character Rick Ford longs for in the comedy Spy (2015). Ms Watts’ wardrobe is amazing and memorable and at times you almost do expect it to be Diana from behind until she turns around. It’s also got the cheesiest romantic montage you’ll ever see.

It even out cheeses those scenes I once found endearing of Cameron Diaz and Jude Law frolicking behind trees in The Holiday (2006). But if you do watch Diana look out for the quips made by the police and the surgeon’s colleagues when Diana and he started dating, as an expat Scot, if true they made Britain great.

Diana is worth seeing if you like biographies, particularly those written by potential Mills and Boon authors. It’s much better than the truly awful William & Kate (2011) TV movie made to cash in tie in with the heir to the throne Prince Charles’s son William’s then-impending wedding to Catherine Middleton. This Royal biopic didn’t have anyone particularly famous in it apart from one actor I vaguely recognised from TV’s Aussie soap, Neighbours (1985-).

The film becomes more like an “Asylum Production does a Royal Biography film” as in addition to the soap star, British National Treasure Kristin Scott Thomas’s younger sister Serena stars in it as Kate’s mum Carole. In the Scottish based scenes – with the chunk of the film being filmed in Los Angeles – William and Kate was more of a Fife Tourist Information Film about places to go in St Andrews.

This wee Scottish town is now more famous as being the town where these particular Royals courted than its previous low-key claim as being where more famous golf tournaments are played. Having been there recently on a trip home, it seems every shop has its own wee claim to fame that William and Kate had been there from coffee shops to fish and chip shops. Luckily now even smaller Scottish Town of Falkland, also in Fife, is the centre of attention as the Outlander (2014) fans headed by the more predatory Jamie groupies have invaded.

In contrast, the excellent Wolf Hall (2015), has Claire Foy as Ann Boleyn and natural redhead Damian Lewis as Henry VIII which was wonderful, well written and much more believable. Having a natural redhead like Henry seems to be the key, as I still have fond memories of watching the film, Henry VIII and his Six Wives (1972) where Keith Michell played him. And no Bond Girl Solitaire, Jane Seymour didn’t play Henry’s third wife Jane Seymour. But she did take her stage name from her.

Wolf Hall starred Liam Neeson’s character Daniel’s kid Sam, from Love Actually (2003), as although 12 years older could still look 13 if you gave him helium and got him to walk around on his knees. More credible was Mark Rylance as Thomas Cromwell, who I always feel looks like what I imagine to be Tudorish. This after reading tons of books on this historical period as a kid.

I also believed this “theory” after seeing him in The Other Boleyn Girl (2008). In which, he plays Anne and Mary Boleyn’s father Thomas Boleyn with Kristin Scott Thomas – Serena’s sister – as their mother. Ironically this particular Scott Thomas ruined this film for me because I kept seeing her as her character Fiona in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994).

Other cast members were more photogenic than their historical predecessors, such as Natalie Portman as Anne Boleyn, Scarlett Johansson as her sister Mary and Henry VIII by Eric Bana. Or as most men call him Lucky Eric.  So to conclude, do as I do if you are watching a Royal biography film or TV series, take it with a huge pinch of salt as it could be a right Royal Catastrophe.


Weeper Rating:  😦 😦 :-(/10

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Here are additional trailers of William and Kate and Wolf Hall…

William and Kate: The Movie official trailer, The Royal Family Channel


Wolf Hall: Trailer – BBC Two, BBC


The Royalty on Film Blogathon 2016, No 5

This review was submitted to the Royalty on Film Blogathon. For more reviews with Juliet Stevenson, she features in my review HERE on Truly, Madly, Deeply. Eric Bana is written about in my Special Correspondents review HERE and The Time Traveler’s Wife. Claire Foy stars in my The Crown review. Damian Lewis stars in Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood and Your Highness.


11 thoughts on “FILMS and TV… Diana (2013), William & Kate (2011) and Wolf Hall (2014) (TV MOVIE)

  1. Hello Its Emily- Thank you for choosing to participate in this blogathon- I love the fact you choose different things- it really makes your entry stand out to me! I have only seen the awful William and Kate movie (also have seen Hallmark’s version- only slightly better. But yes- Lifetimes version is truly horrible- Kate doesnt even have a proper accent. I wanted to see Diana when it came out- but ultimately decided against it- as I heard the same reviews you wrote- that it was irritating. I might have to give Wolf Hall a go- I love showtime’s The Tudors- and I am looking forward to the Netflix show The Crown (with Claire Foy as Elizabeth II) Question- Have you seen a royal night out- and Is it any good- I was thinking about watching! OVerall Great reviews on everything and i’ll see you at the Dallas blogathon! 🙂 X- Emily

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    • Thanks for the lovely words, really appreciated.. havent seen a Royal Night Out but will look into it? Looking forward to reading your review in my blogathon – you are the first to review
      Ian McShane! (Don Lockwood)

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